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A slight tug on the leash. I had gotten distracted by my own thoughts and had stopped moving. My dog was letting me know that this was not okay.
I started walking again. We were almost to the park now, Duncan could tell. He loves it when I take him to the park. When there’s no one there, I’ll let…
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So I guess this is what happens at 11pm when I am left home alone….
SOMEBODY GIVE ME WHATEVER’S IN THAT CHOCOLATE
same
i need….plastic surgery
…this makes me feel incredibly old
I would like some attractive chocolate please.
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
I’m laughing omg.
