I was tagged by awesome poplottie
Always post the rules:
Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked
Write eleven new ones
Tag eleven people and tell them you tagged them
1. What is your favorite memory?
I’m not sure. Maybe my favorite memory is bringing my pets home for the first time, or my cats waking me up by purring and walking on me, or my boyfriend kissing me for the first time, or something more inappropriate with my boyfriend, or hugging Mick, or singing in the car with my brother, or sleepovers with Karin, or making Tim uncomfortable, or maybe it’s something else.
2. Why did you choose that username?
UHM BECAUSE I AM THE GEEK OF THE RINGS OBVI
3. What was the first game you bought?
Oh shit. I don’t usually buy games. I look cute, and Tom buys it for me. I think I bought Civilization III for myself though.
4. Which is your favorite movie to watch on a summer evening? (I really don’t know where I was going with that one XD I paniced)
The Nightmare Before Christmas because that’s my favorite movie to watch always.
5. Which movie do you think needs a squeal (but a movie that doesn’t have a confirmed squeal) or want a squeal made?
6. What 5 celebraties would you love to have afternoon tea with?
Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Patrick Stewart, Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, and Sir Michael Gambon. I would be terrified, but oh my god the awesomeness.
7. What weapon would you use in a zombie apocalypse?
8. What fantasy world would you love to live in?
Middle-earth. I wanna be a hobbit.
9. What is your dream job?
Author. It would be bitchin’ if I could make money writing.
10. What house are you sorted in on Pottermore? If you don’t have Pottermore guess
Slytherin! We are the Elite! Snake Pride!
11. Tea or coffee? (I will respect you more if you say tea)
Sorry, Lottie, but I like coffee more!
I am not tagging anyone nor am I making up my own questions! Thank you for tagging me, Lottie! and thank you, Mick, for telling me I was tagged!
I don’t know what I was expecting when this day finally came…. But my parents have now essentially told me that I’ve taken too long of a break from YouTube and I need to start making videos again.
So uh…. I mean… I… what?
To be honest, I wasn’t supposed to take this long of a break. I’m supposed to be transitioning from vlogs to shorts. So now that I’m taking media production classes, let’s see what happens.
And I guess this is a formal announcement of my return to MissMcSpaz? … I should really make new graphics for my channel page……….
Oh so you thought Orlando Bloom was only going to make faces in Lord of the Rings?
The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.
Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE.
oh my fucking god
did i do it right
me talking to the boy i like
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!
WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE
BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!
Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.
I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)
Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.
So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”
The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.
Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.
In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.
As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.
Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.
You inconsiderate space herpe.
why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan